Gta Vice City Ray Liotta

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Ray Liotta in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (2002)

Quotes

[Stealing a pedestrian's Car]

Tommy Vercetti : You've got insurance, so don't exist a prick.
Tommy Vercetti : This is the final trip the light fantastic toe for Lance Vance!
Tommy Vercetti : Yous took xv years from me, Sonny, and now I'm gonna make yous pay!

Sonny Forelli : You notwithstanding don't get information technology, do you? I *own* you, Tommy. Those fifteen years were mine to spend!
Tommy Vercetti : Who does this guy think he is? At present I gotta clothes like a doormat as well as hang out with him? I like this shirt.
Umberto Robina : Hey if Leo knows you've got his phone he'll kill you lot.

Tommy Vercetti : Possibly Leo'south already dead. Perchance I killed Leo and took his phone. Yous e'er think of that, prick?
Tommy Vercetti : You Kent Paul? I'm a friend of Rosenberg.

Kent Paul : Rosenberg... Rosenberg... Oh, that bonkers ambulence attorney! That guy could defend an innocent homo all the way to Expiry Row!

[laughs]
Tommy Vercetti : Ok guys. Calm downwards, I'll handle this. Normally I wouldn't busy myself with driving around a bunch of drunken Scottish bisexuals, simply in YOUR case, I'll make an exception!
Sonny Forelli : Hey Tommy, it's Sonny. How'due south the suntan?

Tommy Vercetti : I own't got no suntan.

Sonny Forelli : Well, you ain't got my coin either, so I'm thinking to myself 'what're you doing?'. So tell me, Tommy, what ARE yous doing?

Tommy Vercetti : I'g looking for the money, Sonny. Don't worry.

Sonny Forelli : I AM worrying, Tommy. That'south my manner considering I seem to have this problem in my life with unreliable people. Don't be an unreliable person, Tommy, please.
[after killing a pedestrian]

Tommy Vercetti : You can arraign my female parent. I do.
Tommy Vercetti : Sonny, you have my personal assurance that I'm gonna become you your coin dorsum, and the drugs, and I'grand gonna post you the dicks of those responsible.
Tommy Vercetti : I did your wife, you poor bastard.
[Tommy has killed a lot pedestrians]

Tommy Vercetti : Remember the name! Tommy Vercetti!
Ken Rosenberg : What the hell are we gonna practise?

Tommy Vercetti : Shut up, sit. I'll tell you what we're gonna do. You're gonna discover out who took our cocaine, and and so, I'm gonna kill them.
[Tommy Vercetti and Lance Vance impersonating cops]

Tommy Vercetti : Recollect, smile at the other cops.

Lance Vance : Hey there, officer. Squeamish badge, nice badge.

Tommy Vercetti : Real smooth, Lance.
Ken Rosenberg : Hey, hey Tommy, Tommy, look, I had this mini-bar installed.

Tommy Vercetti : We got a whole bar downstairs, Ken.
Umberto Robina : Y'all do this for me, and I accept care of y'all. Similar my blood brother. Similar my son.

Tommy Vercetti : I call back I prefer the greenbacks to being bounced on your knee, amigo.
Tommy Vercetti : One affair's puzzling me. What'due south with 'Quentin'?

Lance Vance : I dunno, I ever kinda liked it: Quentin Vance.

Tommy Vercetti : Vance? Your proper noun's Lance Vance?

Lance Vance : Hey, I got enough of that at school.

Tommy Vercetti : Lance Vance. Poor bastard.
Tommy Vercetti : You Cam Jones?

Cam Jones : Yeah, that'due south me.

Tommy Vercetti : I'thousand busting you out.

Cam Jones : Whatever you say.
Ricardo Diaz : Ok, listen up, dickhead. Yous work for me now.

Tommy Vercetti : I work for money.

Ricardo Diaz : Every bit I said, amigo, you work for me now.

Tommy Vercetti : I work for...

Ricardo Diaz : Close UP!
Tommy Vercetti : There goes my conscientious planning, all blown to hell. Thanks to y'all. You screwed up real good, Lance.

Lance Vance : He killed my brother. What did y'all look me to exercise? Mow his lawns?
Tommy Vercetti : I'm looking for a shooter for a job I'm pulling. From the setup here, I'm not too impressed.

Phil Cassidy : Son, I could shoot a fly off your head at a hundred feet.

Tommy Vercetti : Actually?

Phil Cassidy : Yeah, I learnt information technology in the army.

Tommy Vercetti : Fly shooting pop in the army? Glad I don't pay revenue enhancement.
[after hitting some other motorcar]

Tommy Vercetti : I hope you got whiplash!
Sonny Forelli : So Tommy, what was the big program? Yous think I was gonna take the imitation cash, save face, and walk away with my tail betwixt my legs?

Tommy Vercetti : No. I only wanted to piss you lot off before I killed yous.
[Stealing a automobile]

Tommy Vercetti : Just remember of this as socialism in action.
Ken Rosenberg : Hey Tommy, I got you that chalkboard you lot wanted.

Tommy Vercetti : Ah, the benefits of a police force schoolhouse pedagogy: the power to follow instructions.
Tommy Vercetti : The last thing I needed was this. Maybe the concluding thing I needed was an enema, but this comes close.
[planning a bank robbery]

Tommy Vercetti : So we'll take Cam on safe, me and Phil will handle security and Hilary will be our driver.

Ken Rosenberg : What near me? The person who brought you here, the person who has helped you to no cease in this town?

Tommy Vercetti : Oh, yeah, Ken. Ken here; he washes the money for usa... and he keeps the drinks on ice!

Phil Cassidy : Haha, Aye!

Hilary Rex : I don't actually know what I'm supposed to do here...

Tommy Vercetti : Wait, it'll be easy, haven't you ever seen a moving picture? We walk into the depository financial institution, wave the guns around... and leave very rich men.
[planning a bank robbery]

Tommy Vercetti : As you can come across, gentlemen... this is going to be the easiest buck we ever made.

Ken Rosenberg : Tommy, seriously, yous should consider going into law!

Phil Cassidy : [sighs] What the hell are you lot smoking, man? This own't no simple plan. And then again, who needs a simple programme? Look at communism, that was a simple plan... didn't do Russia any favors, huh?

Tommy Vercetti : Calm downward, all right? With a team like this it's gonna exist no problem. We got Cam on safe. Phil, you and me will handle security. And Hilary volition drive the getaway auto.

Ken Rosenberg : Uh, aren't you forgetting somebody? Somebody who helped you to no END in this town? Somebody who...

Tommy Vercetti : Ken, Ken... that'south right... Ken here, he washes the money for u.s.a..

[laughs]

Tommy Vercetti : And he keeps the drinks on water ice!
Kent Paul : Awright, me ol' china, how'due south information technology hangin'?

Tommy Vercetti : What practice you know virtually counterfeiting?

Kent Paul : [sarcastic] "Oh, I'm fine, Paul, how virtually you?"

Tommy Vercetti : [grabs Paul and slams him on the counter] Come 'ere!

Kent Paul : Awright, awright, awright! Yous're obviously a busy human being!
Tommy Vercetti : [carjacking] You lot gonna cry at present?
Lance Vance : And so Tommy, it'south obvious that Diaz is the 1 who disrepair our deal, so why in the hell are we notwithstanding running errands for him?

Tommy Vercetti : The more we larn now, the less we'll have to learn when we have this town over.
Ricardo Diaz : [to his VCR] Eject!

[shouts]

Ricardo Diaz : Plastic crap! You doing this to me? Who do yous think you are, you piece of plastic *shit*? Aaarrgh!

[shoots the VCR]

Ricardo Diaz : [shouts] Screw you lot!

[Tommy walks in]

Ricardo Diaz : It eats my favorite El Burro film, it die! What else could I do?

Tommy Vercetti : It'south probably not plugged in.

Ricardo Diaz : What?

[Tommy checks, and shows Diaz the unplugged VCR]

Ricardo Diaz : Damn... no matter, I tin buy a hundred more.
[last lines]

Tommy Vercetti : You know Ken, this could be the get-go of a beautiful account. I hateful you're a conniving, back-stabbing, two-chip thief; and I'm a convicted, psychotic killer and drug dealer!

Ken Rosenberg : I know. Ain't it merely beautiful?
[while running from the VCPD]

Tommy Vercetti : Y'all look like the other guys.
[while running from the VCPD]

Tommy Vercetti : Call my lawyer, Rosenberg.
[while running from the VCPD]

Tommy Vercetti : I've heard it all before, pal.
[to Steve Scott]

Tommy Vercetti : What did I tell you before? NO GIANT SHARKS.
Tommy Vercetti : What did I do wrong in a past life?
Lance Vance : [later returning to Diaz with coke] Good shooting, my friend. Y'all're a real, proper, course A, lunitic.

Tommy Vercetti : Well, give thanks you.

Lance Vance : Run into you around, Tommy.

Tommy Vercetti : Ok, Mr. Lance Vance Trip the light fantastic.
Ken Rosenberg : I poke my caput out of the gutter for one freakin' second, and fate shovels shit in my face!

Tommy Vercetti : Go get some sleep.

Ken Rosenberg : What are you gotta practise?

Tommy Vercetti : I'll drib past your office tomorrow and we can beginning sorting this mess out.
Tommy Vercetti : Never forget the Second Subpoena, asshole!
Tommy Vercetti : [chased by police] Get shower with the guys!
Tommy Vercetti : [chased by police] You guys ever take hold of whatsoever criminals?
Tommy Vercetti : Is this some bizarre mating ritual?
Tommy Vercetti : [while stealing a car]

[acting like he's crying]

Tommy Vercetti : Look! I'k feeling bad near it already!
[after striking another car]

Tommy Vercetti : OW! Yous hitting me!
[after almost getting killed past an explosion]

Phil Cassidy : Never get a naked flame too close to ane of Phil Cassidy's boomshine stills!

Tommy Vercetti : Shit. Phil, y'all drink that stuff?

Phil Cassidy : Hell. Y'all don't have to drink it. Just a expert whiff'll set ya off.
[on the way to rob a bank]

Cam Jones : Tommy! Hilary is taking upward too much room!

Hilary King : I am not!

Hilary King : Are also!

Tommy Vercetti : Hey! Shut up, you two, or you can get out and walk!

Cam Jones : Yep! HILARY!
Tommy Vercetti : [crashes his car] Adept thing I don't own this piece of crap.
Earnest Kelly : Mr. Vercetti? Hey. Y'all bought the one-time Print Works?

Tommy Vercetti : Yeah my old man used to work on these. I used to spend the evenings with him cleaning the rollers. I was gonna follow him in his trade... but I lived a unlike life.

Earnest Kelly : You planning on selling the old mechanism? Breaking information technology downward?

Tommy Vercetti : I'm thinking we might impress something. A newspaper, a magazine...

Earnest Kelly : Oh crap, sonny, low-class crap. I e'er fancied printing coin!

Tommy Vercetti : Really...?
Lance Vance : Oh, way to become, tough guy. Shell 'em to a lurid. That should make him real chatty.

Tommy Vercetti : You want some likewise?

Lance Vance : Hey, chill. I want what you desire, brother.

Tommy Vercetti : Oh, yeah? And what's that?

Lance Vance : Your light-green, and my dead brother'southward white lady. Unfortunately, you only silenced our lead.

Tommy Vercetti : Accidents happen. Get lost.

Lance Vance : Hey, hey, whoa. No need to go all 'Alone Ranger' on my ass. The manner I see it, nosotros two hombres in a strange boondocks. We need to scout each other's back.

Tommy Vercetti : My back's just fine, brother.

Lance Vance : You certain about that? Here, take this. Follow me.
[after killing a pedestrian]

Tommy Vercetti : They named ya, pal!
Mercedes Cortez : Will you be working for for my begetter?

Tommy Vercetti : Perhaps.

Mercedes Cortez : Do yous listen me resting my paw on your lap?

Tommy Vercetti : ...Maybe.
Umberto Robina : Anyway, I wanted to tell you, me and Papi, to u.s.a., you lot Cuban. Yous take proved yourself, man. You lot got big cojones.

Tommy Vercetti : Well give thanks y'all, Umberto. Nobody'southward said that to me since I left jail.
Phil Cassidy : Hilary has abandonment problems. Something about his momma.

Tommy Vercetti : Abandonment issues? What a freak. Why can't I meet someone that's normal for a change?
[chased past cops]

Tommy Vercetti : I'm innocent!
Umberto Robina : Are you playing stupid with me?

Tommy Vercetti : No, I call up you're playing plenty stupid enough for both of u.s..
Ken Rosenberg : Ah, Tommy, this place looks likewise new. We need to redecorate, I tin't stand this look!

Tommy Vercetti : Y'all're my lawyer, Rosenberg. Not my interior decorator.
[after arming a bomb]

Tommy Vercetti : Okay, timers are set, five seconds and counting.

Lance Vance : Five seconds? We gotta get the hell out of here!